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Well. Well, there
you are, Agarn,

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your share of this
month's profits.

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Gee, sarge, this is the most
money you ever paid me.

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Well, after all, you've been a
hardworking, loyal employee

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of O'Rourke Enterprises,

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and this saloon has
turned out to be a gold mine.

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Knock on wood.

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Sarge, somebody's after us!

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There's a note on that thing.

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I don't need no note.

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I got the message
from the knife.

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"Allo, cozin. I am in zee
alley next to zee zaloon.

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Come queek. Your cozin Pierre."

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I got no cousin Pierre.

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But I do. He's a fur
trapper in Canada.

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Fur trapper? Yeah.

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Psst.

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<i>Cousin Randolph, c'est moi.</i>

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Who is he? Can he be trusted?

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Oh, sure. He's my best friend.

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This is Sergeant O'Rourke.

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Sarge, this is my
cousin, Pierre Agarniere.

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Otherwise known as Lucky Pierre.

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Glad to meet ya...
Glad to meet you.

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My pleasure, sergeant.

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Excuse me. I cannot be
seen. I must stay out of sight.

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Listen, if you're so lucky,
why you hiding in an alley?

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I'm being pursued by crooks.

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They want to steal my furs.

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Voilà.

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These are worth a fortune.

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I never saw that
kind of fur before.

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Ah, you are right, monsieur.

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I developed this myself.

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Through careful crossbreeding,

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I have mated a lynx
with a marmoset.

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What do you call it?

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Minks.

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Oh, that's very clever of
you, Lucky, crossbreeding, ah.

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I am also thinking of
mating a fox with my mink.

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You could call it a fink.

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Very good, cousin. Very good.

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Or you could even
cross a lynx and a fox

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and you'd have a lox.

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Never mind the crossbreeding.

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If you're worried about
somebody getting at those pelts,

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leave them with our
friends, the Hekawis.

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But they are Indians, no?

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They are Indians, yes,

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but they're our friends.
We do business with them.

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You'll be safe up there.

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You go up and tell
them we sent you.

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Their camp is about three
miles off the road near the lake.

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Very good. I'll go
there after dark.

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Fine, we'll see you tomorrow,
Lucky. Come on, Agarn.

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Au revoir.

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That means goodbye in French.

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Agarn, your
cousin, Lucky Pierre,

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has really brought us some luck.

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He has? Don't you get it?

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We're going in the
fur business with him.

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Look, he's got the pelts,
we got the Hekawi squaws

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to make 'em into fur coats.

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Sarge, you're right.

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We'll make a fortune off
those minks, finks and lox.

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Not you, Dobbs.

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Oh.

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Dobbs was just trying
out his new bugle.

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Ain't it a beauty?

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Captain requisitioned it for me.

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Listen to this:

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Now we know what
happened to the old one,

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it committed suicide.

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Now, Dobbs just has to
practice with this new...

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♪ Tramp, tramp, tramp
Along the highway ♪

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♪ Tramp, tramp,
tramp The road is free ♪

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♪ We're planters and Canucks
Virginians and Kentucks ♪

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♪ Captain Dick's own infantry ♪

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♪ Captain Dick's own infantry ♪

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Sergeant Ramsden, Royal
Canadian Mounted Police.

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We always get our man.

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Welcome to Fort
Courage, sergeant.

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Hey, lookie here.

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He's got wheels on this thing.

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Just a clever
innovation of mine.

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A first for the Mounties.

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A sled with retractable wheels.

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What brings you to Fort Courage?

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I am looking for a
fugitive from justice.

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A notorious fur thief.

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Homina, homina,
homina... What's his name?

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They call him... Lucky Pierre.

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Sarge, I'm sure my
cousin can explain this.

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Ah, you and your
crooked relatives.

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Wait a minute, sarge.

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My relatives are as
honest as the day is long.

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Oh, yeah? What about that
cousin of yours down in Mexico?

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That bandit El Diablo?

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Well, the days are
shorter in Mexico.

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Hey. Maybe we could
make as much on the reward

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as we could on the
fur-coat business.

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Reward? Sure.

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Sarge, you can't
turn in Lucky Pierre.

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He's my cousin.

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Son of my aunt Charlene,

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who was married
to my uncle Harry,

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who was my mother's favorite,
next to her brother Seymour,

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who's married to the
lovely Lily Farquhart

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of the Passaic Farquharts,

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who lived on the big house
on the hill next to the Langtons,

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whose daughter
Shirley married... Agarn!

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Walenski. Walenski?

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Yeah, Shirley married
Irving Walenski,

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whose son Melvin...

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All right, I won't
turn your cousin in

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until I talk to him.

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But he'd better have
a good explanation.

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Now that you've got a new bugle,

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why don't you
requisition new lips?

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Ho! Ten-hut.

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F Troop all present
and accounted for, sir.

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Thank you, sergeant.
At ease, men. At ease.

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Now, today I would like you
all to meet Sergeant Ramsden

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of the Royal Canadian
Mounted Police.

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We always get our man.

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That's good. That's good.

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And as a matter of fact,

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that's what has brought
him to Fort Courage.

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He is looking for a notorious
French Canadian fur thief

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named Lucky Pierre.

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Now, I want you all to
cooperate and be neighborly

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to our good neighbor from
the north while he's here

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in the neighborhood.

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Uh, Sergeant Ramsden,
could you give the men

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a description of this thief?

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I have found my man.

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Corporal Agarn? Oh,
no. He can't be the man.

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Sergeant, you must be mistaken.

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I'd know this face any place.

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Even though he has
cleverly shaved off

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his mustache and beard.

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You're cunning, Pierre.

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Now, wait a minute.
Didn't you say

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this fur thief was a
French Canadian?

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Corporal Agarn speaks English
as well as anyone from New Jersey.

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In the three years I
have been tracking him,

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it is possible he
lost his accent.

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But I will give him a test.

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A test?

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The French have great difficulty
pronouncing the letters T-H. Th.

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Repeat. Thoughtful thinkers
think thoughtful thoughts

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through thick and
thin. Thoughtful thinkers

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think thoughtful thoughts
through thick and thin.

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Ah! You see there, sergeant?

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Yeah. And if Peter Piper
picked a peck of pickled peppers,

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how many pickled peppers
did Peter Piper pick?

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Very good, Agarn. I always
have trouble with that.

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Peter Piker picked...

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I still say he's French.

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How long you been in
the cavalry? Ten years.

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How long at Fort
Courage? Four years.

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When was your last furlough?
A year ago last March.

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Where'd you go? Canada,

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to visit my cousin Pierre.

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Captain Parmenter,
throw this man in irons.

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Now wait a minute. He
hasn't done anything.

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Sergeant O'Rourke is right.

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Corporal Agarn is not
his cousin's keeper.

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He may be his accomplice.

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I suggest you confine
this man to quarters.

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I know his cousin is in
this area, and I'm sure

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Lucky Pierre will make
some attempt to contact him.

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Well, under the circumstances,

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I guess it's the
only thing to do.

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I'm sorry, corporal,

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but I'm going to have to
confine you to your quarters.

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I understand, sir.

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Sergeant, dismiss the troop.

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Yes, sir.

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Troop, dismissed.

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Hey, Agarn, are
you really in cahoots

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with your cousin Lucky Pierre?

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Do you think you can get
me a fur coat wholesale?

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No, I'm not in cahoots,

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and I'm not gonna
get you a fur coat.

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Hi, Wilton. Hi, Jane.

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Uh, Sergeant Ramsden,

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I'd like you to meet
Wrangler Jane.

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This is Sergeant Ramsden

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of the Royal Canadian
Mounted Police.

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We always get our man.

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And we, uh, get our woman too.

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♪ I dream of Wrangler
With the light yellow hair ♪

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♪ Floating like a vapor ♪

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If he sings any higher,
those dogs will tear him apart.

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♪ Many were the wild notes
Her merry voice would pour ♪

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♪ Many were the blithe
birds That warbled them o'er ♪

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Sarge, what are we
gonna do about my cousin?

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Now, don't worry about it.
I'll go up to the Hekawi camp

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and see if Pierre
is telling the truth.

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Well, then I'll figure
out what to do.

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Thanks, sarge.

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♪ On the soft summer air ♪

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Oh, that was just beautiful,
Sergeant Ramsden.

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00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,626
Don't be formal, my dear.

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00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:05,629
My friends call me
the Singing Mountie.

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00:10:05,653 --> 00:10:07,496
Jane, I think you'd better go.

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00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,731
Sergeant Ramsden
has a lot of work to do.

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00:10:09,755 --> 00:10:12,316
Yes, I'm going to run down a
couple of leads on the case.

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00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:16,818
Would you, uh, care to
join me in the sled, my dear?

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My dogs are waiting
with wagging tails.

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Oh, that would be thrilling.

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Bye, Wilton.

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Jane, I thought we
were going riding.

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See you later, captain. Mush!

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♪ Tramp, tramp, tramp
Along the highway ♪

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♪ Tramp, tramp, tramp
The road is green ♪

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Oh, uh, captain, I wanna
go search the area,

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00:10:36,353 --> 00:10:38,148
see if I can find
this Lucky Pierre.

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I think the only tail
that's wagging is his.

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What's that, sir?

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00:10:42,991 --> 00:10:45,902
Oh, uh, nothing, sergeant.
Nothing. Wh-what is it?

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00:10:45,926 --> 00:10:48,654
Uh, I said I'd like to go see
if I could find Lucky Pierre.

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Oh, uh...

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<i>Voilà, mes amis.</i>

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You're about to have
the pleasure of tasting

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a gourmet's delight.

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You taste first, Crazy Cat.

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No, after you. You the chief.

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If you want to be like
chief, you taste first.

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If you taste first,
maybe I be chief.

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Please. I will taste first.

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Ooh, la-la!

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Pierre, you've done it again.

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Hey, Wild Eagle, Craze.

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Listen, Lucky Pierre.

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Where is my cousin?

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He's under house
arrest, thanks to you.

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00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:07,450
But I would never do
anything to cause the arrest

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of my cousin Randolph,

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<i>the son de ma tante Becky,</i>

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who was married
to Uncle Freddie,

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00:12:13,328 --> 00:12:15,472
who was my mother's
favorite brother,

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whose sister Zelda...
All right, Pierre.

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00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:19,675
Walenski.

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They say you're a crook.

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Him a crook?

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00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:23,577
Well, all I know is
that the Mounties

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never go after the wrong man.

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Please, sergeant,
you must believe me.

251
00:12:29,555 --> 00:12:31,431
<i>Sacrebleu!</i>

252
00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:33,050
I should have
thought of it before.

253
00:12:33,074 --> 00:12:34,266
Thought of what?

254
00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:36,885
This must be the work of
the most infamous fur thief

255
00:12:36,909 --> 00:12:37,936
in all Canada.

256
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,918
Who's that?

257
00:12:38,942 --> 00:12:41,420
Ze Burglar of Banff-f-f.

258
00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:44,072
The Burglar of Banff-f-f?

259
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,440
He's so clever. He
once stole a beaver coat.

260
00:12:46,464 --> 00:12:48,258
What's so clever about that?

261
00:12:48,282 --> 00:12:50,026
It was still on ze beaver.

262
00:12:50,050 --> 00:12:52,945
Yeah, well, I don't think
there is a Burglar of Banff-f-f.

263
00:12:52,969 --> 00:12:53,928
Come on.

264
00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,101
All right, sergeant.

265
00:12:56,687 --> 00:12:58,998
<i>Au revoir, Crazy Pussy.</i>

266
00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:02,417
Wild Eagle, my only regret
is that we could not go

267
00:13:02,441 --> 00:13:04,251
into the fur-coat
business together.

268
00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:07,869
It would have made a
fortune for you, for ze tribe,

269
00:13:07,893 --> 00:13:11,438
for Sergeant
O'Rourke, for all of us.

270
00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:14,924
Uh, just a minute here, Pierre.

271
00:13:14,948 --> 00:13:19,683
I'd like to hear a little more
about this Burglar of Banff-f.

272
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:36,503
What happened, sarge?

273
00:13:36,527 --> 00:13:38,938
This cousin of yours is
a pretty persuasive fella.

274
00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:40,639
Now, he keeps telling
me he's innocent.

275
00:13:40,663 --> 00:13:42,090
Oh, you can believe him, sarge.

276
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:44,974
He may be a crook,
but he's not a liar.

277
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,175
Pierre tells me that this
Mountie may be looking

278
00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:48,661
for another fur
thief altogether.

279
00:13:48,685 --> 00:13:51,546
Somebody called the...
The Burglar of Banff-f-f.

280
00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:52,796
Uh, uh, captain,

281
00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:57,065
I assure you, I am closing in.

282
00:13:57,089 --> 00:14:00,250
I am tightening the
noose on Lucky Pierre.

283
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,518
I don't think you'll ever
take him by surprise.

284
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,386
It's pretty hard to
sneak up on a man

285
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,722
when you're singing,
"tramp, tramp, tramp"

286
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:07,827
at the top of your voice.

287
00:14:09,312 --> 00:14:11,974
Captain, I never have
to worry about that,

288
00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:14,910
with my new techniques
in criminology.

289
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:18,511
Do you realize that I can
sift the ashes of a campfire,

290
00:14:18,535 --> 00:14:21,546
and know exactly how long
the fire has been burning,

291
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,415
what food the man was eating,

292
00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:25,282
and how tall he is?

293
00:14:25,306 --> 00:14:27,617
You can tell all that just
from sifting the ashes?

294
00:14:27,641 --> 00:14:31,136
On a good day, I can even
tell the color of his eyes.

295
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,603
If you can do all that,

296
00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:34,738
how come you've never
found Lucky Pierre?

297
00:14:34,762 --> 00:14:36,894
I've never found his campfire.

298
00:14:38,481 --> 00:14:40,425
Th-then how do you
know he's in this area?

299
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:45,394
I've been following him
by the broken-twig method.

300
00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:48,252
Come in.

301
00:14:50,338 --> 00:14:52,548
Ah. Oh, uh, sorry, sir.

302
00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:53,999
I didn't realize you were busy.

303
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,517
No, no, no, come in, O'Rourke.
Sergeant Ramsden was just

304
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,202
giving me a lecture
on criminology.

305
00:14:58,226 --> 00:14:59,869
Well, that must
be very fascinating.

306
00:14:59,893 --> 00:15:01,804
Of course I didn't
mean to interrupt.

307
00:15:01,828 --> 00:15:04,873
As a matter of fact, it
is fascinating, sergeant.

308
00:15:04,897 --> 00:15:07,958
For instance, do you know
I can take one look at you

309
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:10,476
and tell exactly where
you've been this morning?

310
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,493
You... You can?

311
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:14,095
A little clay dust
on your boots.

312
00:15:14,119 --> 00:15:15,279
You've been off the fort.

313
00:15:15,303 --> 00:15:17,714
Oh, yeah. Well, I
went into town, sir.

314
00:15:17,738 --> 00:15:20,798
Pants a bit shiny.

315
00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:23,000
You've been riding
some distance.

316
00:15:23,024 --> 00:15:25,168
Oh, yes. I was out
looking for Lucky Pierre.

317
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,402
Gravy stains on your uniform.

318
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,221
You had pork and
beans for lunch.

319
00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:32,856
Ah, ha, ha. Right
again, sergeant.

320
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,140
What have we here?

321
00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:37,908
Captain Parmenter,
come take a look.

322
00:15:37,932 --> 00:15:39,093
What is it, sergeant?

323
00:15:39,117 --> 00:15:40,398
Look for yourself.

324
00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:44,412
What do you see under
this magnifying glass?

325
00:15:44,436 --> 00:15:46,097
A big, fat thumb.

326
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:48,537
Captain, what am I
holding with that thumb?

327
00:15:49,306 --> 00:15:50,332
Big, fat finger.

328
00:15:50,356 --> 00:15:52,167
Captain, don't you see?

329
00:15:52,191 --> 00:15:55,652
It is a hair of a
fur-bearing animal.

330
00:15:55,676 --> 00:15:57,320
Oh, yes. I guess it is at that.

331
00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:59,988
Ah! Well, when I was
out in the woods, sir,

332
00:16:00,012 --> 00:16:03,491
you see, this squirrel
ran right up my arm.

333
00:16:03,515 --> 00:16:05,859
This is not the
hair of a squirrel,

334
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,442
Captain Parmenter.

335
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:11,879
This is the hair of the fur of
the rare and valuable mink.

336
00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:13,913
A fur that is known
to be in the possession

337
00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:15,297
of Lucky Pierre.

338
00:16:15,321 --> 00:16:18,538
Well, maybe that squirrel
was playing around with a mink.

339
00:16:19,874 --> 00:16:21,768
Yeah, well, I certainly
don't have any idea

340
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,869
how that hair got
on my shirt, sergeant.

341
00:16:23,893 --> 00:16:25,670
Well, I do. Oh.

342
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,120
Is it not true that you sleep

343
00:16:27,144 --> 00:16:29,056
in the same barracks
with Corporal Agarn,

344
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,390
the cousin of Lucky Pierre? Yes.

345
00:16:31,414 --> 00:16:34,675
Well, it's obvious that a
big, healthy man like you

346
00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:36,143
must sleep with
the windows open.

347
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:37,127
Well, sure.

348
00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:38,278
What are you getting at?

349
00:16:38,302 --> 00:16:42,063
I submit to you
that Corporal Agarn

350
00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:44,397
has made contact
with his cousin,

351
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,600
and the wind from
the open window

352
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:51,952
blew the fur from his
uniform to O'Rourke's.

353
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:54,804
Oh, I can't believe
this of Agarn.

354
00:16:54,828 --> 00:16:57,105
Which proves conclusively

355
00:16:57,129 --> 00:17:00,491
that Lucky Pierre
is in this area.

356
00:17:00,515 --> 00:17:03,092
I'm going to make
a reconnaissance.

357
00:17:03,116 --> 00:17:04,782
I'll be back by sunset.

358
00:17:09,387 --> 00:17:10,831
Oh, and I must ask both of you

359
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,898
not to reveal these
findings to Corporal Agarn.

360
00:17:13,922 --> 00:17:15,333
You have our word.

361
00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:16,539
Good.

362
00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:21,020
I really can't believe
this, sergeant.

363
00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:24,460
Well, I admit it looks pretty
bad for my buddy, sir, but...

364
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:28,796
For my files.

365
00:17:32,116 --> 00:17:34,811
Sir, I-I heard some fur traders
over at the saloon talking,

366
00:17:34,835 --> 00:17:36,328
and they said
that the real culprit

367
00:17:36,352 --> 00:17:39,514
that you should be looking
for was a notorious fur thief

368
00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:42,466
known as the
Burglar of Banff-f-f.

369
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,367
The Burglar of Banff-f-f?

370
00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:46,835
Oh, no, I think that's just a
name that Lucky Pierre uses

371
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,252
to throw people off the track.

372
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,954
Nah, no, I don't
believe that, captain.

373
00:17:49,978 --> 00:17:52,154
You know, sergeant, I
may not be able to sing,

374
00:17:52,178 --> 00:17:54,489
but I am a bit of a
criminologist myself.

375
00:17:54,513 --> 00:17:55,907
You are, sir?

376
00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:58,658
Fur thieves steal furs
from people who trap furs.

377
00:17:58,682 --> 00:17:59,809
Right, sergeant?

378
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,294
Right. Now, sergeant.

379
00:18:01,318 --> 00:18:04,962
Who around Fort Courage
goes in for trapping furs?

380
00:18:04,986 --> 00:18:06,347
Well, I don't know. Who?

381
00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:08,130
Indians. Oh, sure.

382
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,349
We are going to
look for Lucky Pierre

383
00:18:10,373 --> 00:18:11,822
in the Hekawi camp.

384
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,435
Captain, I tell you, we're
on a wild-goose chase.

385
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:19,443
No, we're on a wild-mink chase.

386
00:18:21,129 --> 00:18:24,123
You can be a criminologist
with a sense of humor too.

387
00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:26,025
Listen, you better let
me talk to Wild Eagle.

388
00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:28,459
I mean, he might not talk
as freely in front of you.

389
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,861
No, no, no, I'm just going
to explain to the chief

390
00:18:30,885 --> 00:18:32,096
that all we're looking for

391
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,879
is a little information
on Lucky Pierre.

392
00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:35,847
Hey, Wild Eagle. Hey,
how are you, there?

393
00:18:35,871 --> 00:18:37,748
Listen, Captain
Parmenter is looking

394
00:18:37,772 --> 00:18:39,684
for some information
about Lucky Pierre,

395
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:41,501
who he thinks is a fur thief.

396
00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:43,919
'Course, I told him that you
hadn't seen Lucky Pierre.

397
00:18:43,943 --> 00:18:47,705
And if Lucky Pierre was here,
that he'd be hiding in a teepee.

398
00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:49,739
Sergeant O'Rourke
speak truth, captain.

399
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:52,173
We not see this
man Lucky Pierre.

400
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,741
How do you know
you haven't seen him?

401
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,325
You may have seen
him and not know it.

402
00:18:55,349 --> 00:18:57,092
I don't think he'd walk
into camp and say:

403
00:18:57,116 --> 00:18:58,444
"Hi there, Chief Wild Eagle,

404
00:18:58,468 --> 00:19:00,061
I'm Lucky Pierre,
the fur thief."

405
00:19:00,085 --> 00:19:01,863
No, no. You don't
understand, captain.

406
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:04,198
Now, you see, Wild Eagle
knows all about fur thieves.

407
00:19:04,222 --> 00:19:06,299
Why, he could recognize
Lucky Pierre a mile away.

408
00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:07,416
Nevertheless, sergeant,

409
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,084
I think the chief
should have some idea

410
00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:10,167
of what he looks like.

411
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,902
Now, he can best
be described as...

412
00:19:12,926 --> 00:19:16,121
Corporal Agarn
with a French accent.

413
00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:19,690
No man like that been
around Hekawi camp, captain.

414
00:19:19,714 --> 00:19:21,108
Chief Wild Eagle,

415
00:19:21,132 --> 00:19:23,108
ready to taste
delicious bouillabaisse?

416
00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:25,176
Ah. Bouillabaisse.
Bouillabaisse?

417
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,694
Why that's a French dish.

418
00:19:26,718 --> 00:19:28,596
No, no, that's...
That's an Indian dish.

419
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,530
You see, the French
took it from the Indians.

420
00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:32,314
Now, "bouilla"
means "bark of tree,"

421
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,982
and "baisse" means "soup."

422
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,434
So bouillabaisse is
"soup of bark of tree."

423
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,502
Oh, I see. Well,
go ahead, chief.

424
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,086
Don't let us
interrupt your meal.

425
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,543
Just take one taste.

426
00:19:46,814 --> 00:19:48,774
Ooh, la-la. That's good.

427
00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:50,242
"Ooh, la-la?"

428
00:19:50,266 --> 00:19:51,725
That's an old Indian saying.

429
00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:55,177
Yes. You see, "ooh" means
"hot" and "la" means "very."

430
00:19:55,201 --> 00:19:58,663
So "ooh, la-la"
means "very, very hot."

431
00:20:07,743 --> 00:20:10,520
I suppose that
fur coat is squirrel.

432
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,321
Lucky Pierre is around
here some place,

433
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,055
and I'm going to find him.

434
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,740
Now, captain,
really, I... Ah, uh...

435
00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:18,075
You've gotta find Lucky
Pierre and get him outta here.

436
00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:19,609
I not know where he is.

437
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:21,259
I know where he is.

438
00:20:21,283 --> 00:20:22,344
Ah!

439
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:23,527
I've got him, sergeant.

440
00:20:23,551 --> 00:20:25,396
You should never
cook with garlic.

441
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:27,063
<i>But mon capitaine, I'm innocent.</i>

442
00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:29,131
Captain, listen, I've
gotta be honest with you.

443
00:20:29,155 --> 00:20:31,266
Now, I knew Lucky
Pierre was here all the time

444
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:33,834
but, well, he's convinced
me that he is not the fur thief,

445
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,801
and I didn't want
that smug Mountie

446
00:20:35,825 --> 00:20:37,053
to be getting the wrong man.

447
00:20:37,077 --> 00:20:38,536
I don't like that
Singing Mountie

448
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,805
any more than you do,
but the evidence is clear.

449
00:20:40,829 --> 00:20:43,723
The Singing Mountie?
But he's my friend.

450
00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:46,358
<i>I taught him to sing
"Frère Jacques."</i>

451
00:20:46,382 --> 00:20:49,276
That's the only
song he hasn't sung.

452
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:52,728
But that is his favorite. He
goes around always singing:

453
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:57,948
<i>♪ Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Dormez vous? Dormez vous? ♪</i>

454
00:20:57,972 --> 00:21:00,282
<i>♪ Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines ♪</i>

455
00:21:00,306 --> 00:21:03,752
<i>♪ Ding ding dong
Ding ding dong ♪</i>

456
00:21:03,776 --> 00:21:06,921
Sergeant, this man is guilty.

457
00:21:06,945 --> 00:21:08,488
Now, how can you
tell that, captain?

458
00:21:08,512 --> 00:21:10,172
Because he is
imitating a baritone

459
00:21:10,196 --> 00:21:12,524
and the Singing
Mountie is a tenor.

460
00:21:12,548 --> 00:21:13,708
<i>Mais non, capitaine!</i>

461
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:15,525
The Singing
Mountie is a baritone.

462
00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:16,860
I swear it.

463
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:17,977
He is?

464
00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:19,462
Captain, now,
just a minute here.

465
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:20,945
If Lucky Pierre is right,

466
00:21:20,969 --> 00:21:23,964
then Sergeant Ramsden is
not the real Singing Mountie.

467
00:21:23,988 --> 00:21:26,031
I mean, unless his
voice has changed.

468
00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:28,500
Then, who could he be?

469
00:21:28,524 --> 00:21:34,137
The Burglar... of Banff-f-f.

470
00:21:34,161 --> 00:21:40,157
♪ I dream of Wrangler
With the light yellow hair ♪

471
00:21:40,181 --> 00:21:42,875
♪ Floating like a vapor ♪

472
00:21:42,899 --> 00:21:46,160
♪ On the soft summer air ♪

473
00:21:46,184 --> 00:21:49,479
♪ Many were the wild notes
Her merry voice would pour ♪

474
00:21:49,503 --> 00:21:53,398
♪ Many were the blithe
birds That warbled them o'er ♪

475
00:21:53,422 --> 00:21:59,601
♪ I dream of Wrangler
With the light yellow hair ♪

476
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:03,221
♪ Floating like a vapor ♪

477
00:22:03,245 --> 00:22:09,824
♪ On the soft summer air ♪

478
00:22:09,848 --> 00:22:13,109
Good work, captain.
You've captured Lucky Pierre.

479
00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:16,978
I'll take him back to
Canada to stand trial.

480
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:20,386
In the dogsled, you blackguard.

481
00:22:23,972 --> 00:22:25,550
One last song before
I leave, my dear.

482
00:22:25,574 --> 00:22:27,318
Just a minute, sergeant.

483
00:22:27,342 --> 00:22:29,719
Lucky Pierre, is this
the Singing Mountie?

484
00:22:29,743 --> 00:22:33,138
No. This man is an impostor.

485
00:22:33,162 --> 00:22:35,640
<i>Would you sing "Frère
Jacques," sergeant?</i>

486
00:22:35,664 --> 00:22:37,841
You mean you
believe this fur thief?

487
00:22:37,865 --> 00:22:40,681
<i>Would you just sing
"Frère Jacques"?</i>

488
00:22:43,635 --> 00:22:45,355
I believe that's
your key, sergeant.

489
00:22:46,754 --> 00:22:49,497
<i>♪ Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques ♪</i>

490
00:22:49,521 --> 00:22:51,198
<i>♪ Dormez vous? Dormez v... ♪</i>

491
00:22:51,222 --> 00:22:54,484
Stop. Stop the
music. I accuse this...

492
00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:59,938
This tenor of being
the Burglar of Banff-f-f.

493
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,605
Me, the Burglar of Banff-f-f?

494
00:23:02,629 --> 00:23:04,406
This man is mad.

495
00:23:04,430 --> 00:23:06,708
I'm afraid I'm going to have
to place you under arrest,

496
00:23:06,732 --> 00:23:08,909
Sergeant Ramsden,
or whoever you are.

497
00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:10,643
Not on your life, captain.

498
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:13,712
You'll never take the
Burglar of Banff-f-f alive!

499
00:23:13,736 --> 00:23:15,579
Mush!

500
00:23:28,712 --> 00:23:31,123
Dobbs, Duffy.

501
00:23:31,147 --> 00:23:32,623
Let's put this
canary in the cage.

502
00:23:32,647 --> 00:23:35,057
Yes, sir.

503
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,626
Oh, Wilton, I'm so proud of you.

504
00:23:36,650 --> 00:23:38,244
You weren't taken
in by him a minute.

505
00:23:38,268 --> 00:23:39,261
No, but you were.

506
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:40,311
He's right.

507
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:41,996
You were dazzled
by his pitch pipe.

508
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,514
Oh, I think you're both awful.

509
00:23:46,706 --> 00:23:47,698
Do you hear that?

510
00:23:47,722 --> 00:23:49,484
Why, he's escaped already.

511
00:23:49,508 --> 00:23:50,689
No, look.

512
00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:57,855
♪ Captain Dick's own infantry ♪

513
00:23:57,879 --> 00:23:58,873
Lucky Pierre.

514
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,073
Hello there, Singing Mountie.

515
00:24:01,097 --> 00:24:03,826
Sergeant Ramsden, Royal
Canadian Mounted Police.

516
00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:05,643
We always get our man.

517
00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:07,243
I'm Captain Parmenter.

518
00:24:07,267 --> 00:24:10,329
This is Sergeant O'Rourke,
and this is Wrangler Jane.

519
00:24:10,353 --> 00:24:12,113
Wrangler Jane.

520
00:24:14,789 --> 00:24:20,318
♪ I dream of Wrangler
With a light yellow hair ♪

521
00:24:20,342 --> 00:24:24,921
♪ Borne like a vapor
On the summer air ♪

522
00:24:24,945 --> 00:24:27,906
♪ I see her tripping ♪

523
00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:30,341
♪ Where the bright
springs Play... ♪